Missed the meeting....excuses!!

Rich: we gotta fashoin a good excuse why i wasnt at that meetin
Bob: how about "the larivee auction closed at 10" ?
Bob: "I wanted to catch up on some Weird Al while everybody was out" ?
Rich: ooh, what about "my mother in law called... and held me hostage on the phone..?"
Bob: "must've had a bad pop tart this morning..."
Bob:
Rich: hm, perhaps...but noone eats em anymore..that won't fly
Bob: ok, how about toaster strudels then?
Rich: ok, thats better
Rich: oh, what about: "my kindeys exploded...a little"
Rich: O wait, "I just HAD to stop at Chutes...which is like 40 miles outta my way"
Bob: "Roy's was having a 3 for 1 omelet sale!"
Rich: oooh nice
Bob: you could claim complete ignorance...
Rich: or, "My beemer was acting up" , everyone'l believe that one
Bob: "so that's why it was so quiet around here!"
Rich: o ..good thought there