Friday, February 11, 2005

Son of a -------

Well folks, once again my sin nature manifests itself.

We just received a wonderful blessing of around 16" or
so of nice new snow. (that is after all, why I live in Maine).

So, this am whilst trying furiously to shovel, push , move ,
whatever that blasted substance, I began to dig out my trusty
87' Honda. As I tried to maneuver it out, it slid sideways and
became wedged in the driveway in a way that made it all the
harder for me to dig out, andI soon found myself slamming the
drivers door shut with enough force to launchF-14 off the bow of the
USS JFK. Along with the slam, came a not so nic, nor Christian expletive.

What is a Christian expletive, btw? "oh crap"? "oh gosh golly"?

should at least give Luke a chuckle..
man, I need a few teenagers for this kinda work...
Rich

2 Comments:

At February 11, 2005 at 8:43 AM, Blogger luke said...

try some of these:
"rassa frassa!"
"sonuvamonkey'sbutt!"
"holy schniekes"

 
At February 14, 2005 at 9:26 AM, Blogger luke said...

so...just for arguments sake...
can you prove that what you said was a sin?

 

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