Missed the meeting....excuses!!

Rich: we gotta fashoin a good excuse why i wasnt at that meetin
Bob: how about "the larivee auction closed at 10" ?
Bob: "I wanted to catch up on some Weird Al while everybody was out" ?
Rich: ooh, what about "my mother in law called... and held me hostage on the phone..?"
Bob: "must've had a bad pop tart this morning..."
Bob:
Rich: hm, perhaps...but noone eats em anymore..that won't fly
Bob: ok, how about toaster strudels then?
Rich: ok, thats better
Rich: oh, what about: "my kindeys exploded...a little"
Rich: O wait, "I just HAD to stop at Chutes...which is like 40 miles outta my way"
Bob: "Roy's was having a 3 for 1 omelet sale!"
Rich: oooh nice
Bob: you could claim complete ignorance...
Rich: or, "My beemer was acting up" , everyone'l believe that one
Bob: "so that's why it was so quiet around here!"
Rich: o ..good thought there

Trail Mix...for Anorexics

CelticPiping: man,
CelticPiping: you gotta LUV "trail mix" that consists of M&M's, cashews, peanuts, & raisins
saintlukas: hahah
CelticPiping: ooh, that's bloggable
saintlukas: where trail=candy aisle of hannafords?
CelticPiping: ROTF
CelticPiping: if iwerent only so lazy....
saintlukas: thats a free one for ya
saintlukas: heheh
saintlukas: copy/paste

Spring dictates the future...

springly2002: "installing a dishwasher" page 300-301 in your new book
CelticPiping: oooh
CelticPiping: nice!!
springly2002: "to supply water to the dishwasher, remove the hot line to the sink and the single cutoff valve.
springly2002: install a T-valve with two outlets.
CelticPiping: "i can do thaaaaat"
springly2002: "use pipe dope or teflon tape to install new cutoff. reconnect sink line and tighten
springly2002: then feed line into dishwasher
CelticPiping: or, maybe YOU can do it be4 i get home:-)
springly2002: install an extension with a dishwsher leg to the sink drain
springly2002: slip a clamp over the machines drain hose and fsten it to the leg"
CelticPiping: youre killin me
springly2002: "use a hole saw to make an access hole from teh sink cabinet to the sidhwasher bay
CelticPiping: tab "B" into slot "D"
springly2002: make electrical connections accortding to M-directions and loval codes
CelticPiping: love them loval bodes
springly2002: secure wires with wire connectors
CelticPiping: or are they "codes"?
CelticPiping: :-P
CelticPiping: oooh wiring
CelticPiping: bzzzt!
CelticPiping: "rich"
CelticPiping: "rich"
CelticPiping: "are you okay"?
springly2002: route water supply hose under the machine to the water inlet valve and tightn the hose fitting with a wrench"
springly2002: the end
CelticPiping: might need new tools
CelticPiping: mmmm tools...LOWES imminent
CelticPiping: not sure if "pipe dope" is legal where we live tho
springly2002: needed: adjustable wrench; pwe3rdrill/driver wih hole saw; tubing cutter or hacksaw
CelticPiping: :-D
springly2002: wire strippers
springly2002: screwdriver
springly2002: dishwashe:-)
CelticPiping: have all that
springly2002: water supply pipe
springly2002: T-valve
springly2002: drainpipe
CelticPiping: as long as i can phind my teflon tape Dale gave me
springly2002: drain-line fitting
CelticPiping: need Tvalve
CelticPiping: fitting
CelticPiping: coffee
springly2002: pipe dope or teflon tape
springly2002: banded clamp
springly2002: wires and wire connectors
springly2002: THE END
CelticPiping: ill head up to Congress St for some dope
springly2002: :-D
springly2002: yeah
springly2002: 6 steps, with photos in your book!

a little "poetry"

squeamish bladder's squeamish bladder

"I hit my foots and all the fish sniffs poky;
I hit my golf balls and all is snuff again.
(I pound I hit you up inside my head.)

The bladder go strikeing out in hot and opaque,
And huge foot sniffs in:
"I hit my fishs and all the golf ball sniffs poky;

I hited that you snuffed me into head
And pound me tiny, hited me quite poky.
(I pound I hit you up inside my head.)

gandi sniffs from the bladder, foot's fishs hit:
Exit golf ball and bill gates's head:
"I hit my fishs and all the golf ball sniffs poky;

I snuffed you'd pound the way you said,
But I hit old and I sniff your name.
(I pound I hit you up inside my head.)

I should have fishd a golf ball instead;
At least when head hits they snuff back again.
"I hit my fishs and all the golf ball sniffs poky;

(I pound I hit you up inside my head.)

Who Stole the crown Jewels??

va·sec·to·my Audio pronunciation of "vasectomy" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (v-skt-m, v-zk-)
n. pl. va·sec·to·mies

Surgical removal of all or part of the vas deferens, usually as a means of sterilization.


ouch
wonder if this means I'll take up quilting....

Sláinte

Very cool

Live to ride Part III

Rode the Yamaha on her maiden voyage yesterday:
2 words:
Awe Some

Live to ride..Part II

Man, it's so cool motoring down my little dead end road on the Yamaha, even if I'm not going for a real ride yet.
Just the feel of the bike as you roll the throttle on...mmmmmm
That inline 4, the dual exhaust....oh man...it's gonna be cool.

Class is lined up, so it won't be long now.