Friday, February 11, 2005

Son of a -------

Well folks, once again my sin nature manifests itself.

We just received a wonderful blessing of around 16" or
so of nice new snow. (that is after all, why I live in Maine).

So, this am whilst trying furiously to shovel, push , move ,
whatever that blasted substance, I began to dig out my trusty
87' Honda. As I tried to maneuver it out, it slid sideways and
became wedged in the driveway in a way that made it all the
harder for me to dig out, andI soon found myself slamming the
drivers door shut with enough force to launchF-14 off the bow of the
USS JFK. Along with the slam, came a not so nic, nor Christian expletive.

What is a Christian expletive, btw? "oh crap"? "oh gosh golly"?

should at least give Luke a chuckle..
man, I need a few teenagers for this kinda work...
Rich

Thursday, February 03, 2005

VoiceMail

Somethign just struck me as phuny.
But, that doesn't mean it will do the same for you.

A guy here(guy1) was walking by the cube of another guy(guy2), &
guy2 yells out to guy1 as guy1 is heading back to his cube(which guy2 knows) & says "hey, listen to your voice mail!!"

It seems folks are so impatient for an exchange of information to happen, to the point that they cannot even wait for intended recipients to arrive at desks to notice voicemail lights on, or to check e-mail inboxes...God save us
what's next...instant oatmeal?
hmmm
l8tr